31 January 2009

tago and its curse

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The common question for the three finalists in last year’s Search for Mutya ng Tago was: How would you describe Tago to a blind person?

As contestants groped for words, an answer formed in my head: Tago is like an orgasm---intense, beautiful, and above all, addictive!

Addiction is the essence of Tago’s curse.

My father once told me what is perhaps an apocryphal story that happened many, many years ago when Tago was still an agricultural horn of plenty; when birds hovered low over streams sparkling and pristine; when winds could be summoned by mere whistles from the unpainted lips of women winnowing rice under fruit-laden trees; when every year, at harvest time, tago turned into a nerve center of commerce and trade, with people from as far as Luzon peddling their wares to farmers whose kalero dotted the fields like golden hills.

Lording over these peddlers with his multicolored blankets and mats was Simon, a Batangueno with an easy smile. One early morning, as he was leaving Tago for Batangas, Simon was robbed and murdered.

What was strange about Simon’s death was not the single stab wound in the form of a tiny crescent moon on his chest; it was the soil that crammed his mouth.

It took an old mediko who lived by the Camagong river to unravel the mystery. In the throes of death, he said, Simon must have eaten soil and uttered a curse. Eating soil is the ultimate form of curse because it’s irreversible and everlasting and condemns the person or place for whom the soil is eaten to live a life of misery and misfortune!

The only way to shake off the curse, the mediko said, is for Tagon-ons to leave Tago and find their luck somewhere. But because the curse has imbued Tago with a certain charm to make it hard for them to leave, many continue to suffer.

And like them, I’ve chosen to stay.

4 comments:

  1. Hi Sir Rommel,

    I love to read your articles always...Full of humor and sense! Vivid and witty...

    Keep on writing!

    Your avid reader

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  2. hi there, anonymous.

    thank you very much for dropping by and leaving a few lines.

    i'd appreciate it better if you could just use your real name or even an alias. next time, perhaps? ^_^

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  3. Hi K-spy,

    You are so true about Tago. I even wanna be buried in Tago when my time comes. I have to put that in some kind of a will. Nways, a visit to the USA would be greatly appreciated. Keep writing! You rock! Next vacation of mine would be a refresher course with your english/grammar101. Get me?

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  4. anonymous,

    hahaha, morbid it may sound, but you should include in your will your intention to be buried in tago.

    visit to the US? wish ko lang! hehehe.

    yes, i'll keep writing. as for english grammar 101, oh well, i better make Strunk and White's ELEMENTS OF STYLE my bedmate from this day on.

    i have a feeling you're either from new jersey or maryland. ^_^

    thanks for dropping by, and most especially, for leaving a comment.

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